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Literally, slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway.
Why the fuck is my computer slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway!?
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They wanted to go out for drinks, but I’d rather just stay home and puff down on a hooter.
When you slap down onto your wife's face with yo dick and it leaves a mushroom stamp.
Man I hit the old lady with one hellluva stamp down lastnight. She still got dat mushroom stamp on her face this morning!
the wife of a man whose homosexuality isn't accepted by his parents and he is forced to marry a woman
Me: We're not sure if my sister's boyfriend is gay or not.
Aunt Beth: Maybe she can be his throw down wife.
Aunt Janet: Well she won't be getting thrown down much.
"As she was even reported saying: "bust them down the curb" - a common expression in the midwest"
-Solar Sans
Unveiling sensitive information which can be met with unwanted or unpredictable consequences
Clarice: "Phineas and Frank Groofenstein, I'm going to bust you down the curb when mother comes home!"
the disapproving statement ur mother gives u when leaving ur home
me: says literally nothing
mom: PULL UR SHORTS DOWN. are u rlly abt to leave my house wearing those??