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When a person or group of people is lying in wait to immediately add “likes” to a planned or otherwise prepared comment on Facebook by a known 3rd party.
They were “like sitting” on Ryan’s next comment in the gun control thread.
To spend your money as fast as you get it, with reckless abandon.
She would spend her money like a meat-eating whore.
Person 1: I shot someone
Micheal: You're bugging like jade duggan
Your time is past. If you were once relevant, you aren't now. You're an annoying fashion that needs to be forgotten. You're a pretend version of something serious, like a chicken dance.
That shit needs to go away, it's done like donny.
common phrase said by shlinkot
yes you look like you get no bitches on your dick
Basically anyone with the name Jeff, and especially those with the last name Carl, fall into this category. When you hear this phrase you can expect the person being referenced to have at least a 10 inch penis, and 16 pack abs. They will look at you once with their piercing blue eyes and you will immediately drop dead of a heart attack from an overflow of adrenaline. But it’s worth dying in this way because your body also will crystallize into diamonds so your family will be set for life.
Bro 1: Perf... like you
Bro 2: Thanks bro.
Bro 1: nah dude I wasn’t talking to you, I was just announcing the arrival of Jeff.
Bro 2: oh holy fuck. There he is. Wow. What a magnificent specimen.
Bro 1: yeah be sure not to look him directly in the eye, unless you’re trying to die.
Bro 2: well it’d be a worth death.
Bro 1: yeah you’re right. My fault. I’m an idiot and I will now catch his gaze.
When you like to watch videos of black men shaking their booty cheeks.
Adolf Hitler: What do you do in your freetime?
Justin bieber: I like watching videos of black men shaking their booty cheeks.
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