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A sex position only used by the most athletic and gifted individuals. It's when two people preferable a man and a woman have intercourse while the woman is on her head and the man is on top of the woman while she is doing on her head and uses the woman like a pogo stick while quickly inject and ejecting his penile region inside of her cooter. Experts at this sex position can even do tricks while having intercourse such as backhand springs, front tucks, and ariel assaults.
Harold:"Hey, did you hear about what Big Mike did while he was plowing Jenna in the Upside Down Chair Mask yesterday!?"
Langston:"No. what happen?"
Harold:"He flipped her cooter inside out and now it looks like a baseball mitten."
Langston:"His life is sooo bro..."
Author Gene Geter's penultimate chapter in his Direct Message Series is named Down Bad Badly.
When your playing game and you lose and have to start all over
Daniel: hey man what's up
Chace:sorry I can't talk right now I am playing black cop and I'm in shut down mode
When dropped, the faecal smeared face of a used tissue lands on a surface, transferring anal marmite onto that surface.
Sorry the lav seat is wet, but I had to clean it after dropping an arse-wipe butter-side-down.
AKA i have alot of pubic hair
(for refrence: in the 70's people went all natural and didn't care to shave)
kyle: so girl, we still on tonight? ;)
pamela:sure, just gimme time . it's the 70's down there
kyle: i'm a grown ass man, some hair wont stop me girl
this when someone is so hot and on fire that everyone loves him or her. they bless him. throw gifts and money at them. all the girls want to have sex with them. all the kids want his autograph with him. every one wants to do a movie with him and give him good roles, they make sure to compliment every thing about him even flaws. hes a really good guy he did so much for the world. even help all his classmates graduate when they all would of been left behind and flunk and fail forever. even the lower class graduated a year early because of him.
im down-to-love him where ever he go.
The worst thing a person can hear.
Person 1: Pull your mask down let me see your face.
Person 2 *dies*