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A calculation on how much time, effort and money should be invested in a relationship per nut reached from it.
“Why did start dating this new girl?” “She has much lower CPN (Cost-Per-Nut)”
Coffee that has been tea bagged
Step one: dip your balls in your cup or pot of coffee (preferably cold or warm, not hot unless you like it spicy)
Step two: rinse or wipe the coffee off of your testicles, and anywhere it may have spilled
Step three: enjoy your Nut Coffee
"This coffee is pretty good but I wish it was a Nut Coffee"
Someone whose passive aggressive who wont say shit to your face but will type shit on social
Fuckin timmy tough nuts over here wont look me in the eyes butl'll talk behind a screen
Someone who sneezes and farts at the same time while being on a roller coaster
Did you hear goofy nuts three rows back?
exactly what it means MY NUTS BE HANGING LOW DAWG.
friend:have u seen that guy Joel?
other guy: whenever i see him MY NUTS BE HANGING LOW DAWG
A person conceived from an anal creampie that ahd dribbled its way into the vagina causing pregnancy of said poonut baby
Justin you poo nut baby, we all know your mother took it in the ass and you're an accident"