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A youtube video consisting of a very uncanny version of rick and morty where morty gets his penis bitten by a snake and rick says he has to suck it
Ronk:I GOTTA SUCK THE VENOM OUT OF YOUR LITTLE MORTY PENIS
Marty: what?! youre my grandad?
Ronk: Oh come on morty,Just one little suck! It'll save your life!
Marty: I-i dont know rick. isint there another way?
A mix of tiger, rhino, shark, and possibly human penis made into a clear white wine and given as gifts and recommendations to their foreign counterparts.
Man my co worker got me hooked on the three penis wine I couldn’t even feel my penis!
A medical disorder where blood flow to the penis is restricted, and may result in short limp erections. Other wise known as erectile dysfunction.
Guy: Man I feel bad for Chad, he has flobby penis syndrome, bro.
The lil skin flap the doctors steal off the jewish kid’s penis
“Those fucking doctors..my dick will never taste the same without penis bacon”
Some semen spraying out of your penis so hard that blood comes out
OH GOD I JUST HAD PENIS RETENTION IN SARAH MILLIEOIWOIJAOIDJOIWAJDIOWGUDUGODIWAGWOUDGAUYWGDYUWGADUGDOWAGDWOADUYWAGYDGAWUYDGUAWYDGUYAWD