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This kid will sing at your local Wal-Mart for 5.99. Let's just hope he does not end up like scumbag jake paul..
(Yodeling kid) yodels intensively...
(Fangirls) let out a blood-cuddling scream...
(Me) WERE IS THE EAR DOCTOR!!?? TRIGERED!!!!!!!
A metaphor for a child who enters this world high functioning on the autism spectrum. A well engineered child who comes with all of the parts but needs proper care and assembly to standup in todays society.
It's when a parent or guardian brings physical harm to their child, it could be out of anger, enjoyment, annoyance, etc.
Parent/Guardian: I don't like the way my kids look so i beat my kids. *shoots son in the arm* Ha ha take that brat.
Son: Ow, that hurt. Please stop beating me, i'm your kid.
When you nut on a girls teeth and then slam your knee into a girls mouth until she’s unconscious
I wanna try new things with my girl but I’m not sure what
You could always do the kid punisher
Your right! They need to learn a lesson to not roam around in my balls
a motherf**king perfectionist who has a meltdown when something isn't symmetrical
also holy sh** i just described my mom
Mom: NO!! YOUR BED MUST BE MADE SYMMETRICALLY!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Child: Neeheeheeheehee~! Okay Death the Kid kinnie~!
Bunch of weak kids that think they hard but in reality they a bunch of cup cakes and carry around STD`s.
North dudes are about to put a whoopin on Central Kids
When you gargle the cum just too much and you cough the churned cumcheese-halfkids in his pukes.
Man! Why the hell did you kid cloud in my pukes?! I just trimmed these lil dudes!