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Bandit t-bag

When you dip your balls in chocolate and t-bag the person and give them a bandit look on their eyes

I bandit t-bag her

by Vicious301x August 9, 2016


Reverse Tea-Bag

When your old balls hang so low that you can reach the backside of the tonsils of a buttslut when performing a bear trap.

That old fucker could give her a reverse tea-bag now, he should've worn supportive underwear to keep his balls from hanging so low.

by Mike the Squirrel September 11, 2018


in the bag

When you are certain that you are going to succeed in doing something and very laid-back about it.

"Pffft, I got that shit in the bag!"

DUDE 1: "Man, you think you can process that hemp over there?"
DUDE 2: "Ha, it's in the bag man. I don't even have to try."

by budderbin April 10, 2023


Burrito bag

An uncircumcised chode

That burrito bag was wider than it was long and also had foreskin

by JuDucky March 18, 2023


Sandwich Bags

Formerly large perky breasts that have been depleted through excessive breast feeding. Now empty, flat, floppy flaps of skin resembling 2 sandwich bags.

There appears to be a cherry at the bottom of each bag

I can't wear a backless top with my sandwich bags

by VeryVisionary May 31, 2024


pink sleeping bag

A pink sock so large it can keep a homeless man warm.

Josh's pink sleeping bag kept Thomas alive last winter.

by tader February 24, 2014


mexican punching bag

When someone preforms oral sex on a male and punches his testicles as if it were a punching bag.

Dude my balls are still in pain from last night. She went in when she gave me a mexican punching bag.

by Bobby Applesauce July 18, 2017