A Reddit copypasta, popularized by Senzawa who turned it into a rap.
OwO What's This!? (Copypasta) starts here:
Rawr X3 *nuzzles* How are you? *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* someone's happy! *nuzzles your necky wecky* ~murr~ hehe ;) *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big! *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing .///. *kisses you and licks your neck* daddy likes ;) *nuzzle wuzzle* I hope daddy likes *wiggles butt and squirms* I wanna see your big daddy meat! *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tails* can you please get my itch? *put paws on your chest* nyea~ it's a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you pwease? *squirms* pwetty pwease? :( I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like, I need to be punished really good *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I could go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky ;) *licks shaft* mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so musky ;) *drools all over your cawk* your daddy meat. I like. Mister fuzzy balls. *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh my gawd. I'm so hard *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* *licks balls* punish me daddy nyea~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I9/11 lovewas an yourinside muskyjob goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre off your cock* salty goodness~ *eyes roll back and goes balls deep*
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When you've encountered a potential lie or stretched truth.
When someone doesn't want to be honest with you, but you know better.
Zack: There's a cool Grand Opening happening here soon, do you wanna go?
Ben:(thinking) Yeah sure, we'll see what happens closer to the date..
Zack: Know what that means..
It's what you would say when you are too confused to say "What the heck?"
"What the Brute? Wait, it's a little girl with rainbow hair. Supernatural, isn't it."
my deputy was just beating and I went up to him and said what are you shrekin?
Away to say hi greeting someone
What it do yo what's happening are you doing
ultimate phrase
a.) Most commonly used as either a statement of fact or a rhetorical compliment legitimizing someone or something's already apparent greatness.
b.) An affirmation of something being clearly and undebatably epic.
*(to clarify: "what it do" is not an answerable question and does not have to end with a question mark.)
Example #1:
Person #1: Yo man your lamborghini is so sick what it do
Person #1: I know right! Thanks man
Example #2:
Person #1: woah i love the weather today
Person #2: i love the rain so much and it is pouring much. what . it. do.
Person #1: YES I KNOW RIGHT
What it do is showing off money with extra sprinkles. This phrase is what we say to our bestie, our brother, party pals, co-conspirators and homies. It’s usually paired with a bro-hug, chest bump, fist bump or awkward handshake. One would def not try this when making a first impression on some chick’s/dude’s fam.
What it do? I’m ‘bouta make it rain up in here!