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A paperback schoolbook used in Vietnamese primary schools that is a very useful tool for teaching English. The content itself is fairly useless but when the students misbehave in class, you can roll up a copy and hit them with it.
If you call me a bidet one more time I will beat you with this copy of Family and Friends.
Ngoc is my enforcer. When someone misbehaves I give her the nod and she puts the misbehaving student in check with a rolled up copy of Family and Friends. As you can see, I have great classroom management skills.
a day to post the fake friends in your life
“omg it’s national fake friends day” “finally i’ve needed to expose sarah lately”
To act like ones relationship with a friend is going well while secretly excluding them from your life behind their backs
Hey jemma wheres jane? oh shes home i didn't tell her about the party iam friend Horning her.
A weirdo probably sucks a lot of dick
You got a Gucci friend
This the term for friends, who are pretty much friends, but they are more argumentative and may enjoy aggravating you. They can be supportive but they should have a red alert.
Penelope was distraught over multiple things and knew that she needed to reach out to someone and almost called Polly. ALMOST. She can hang with Polly and have laughs but Polly is a one of her Red Friends and Polly may not be as helpful and as considerate as she needs now. So, she called Makenzie. Makenzie is a gem among stones.
An absolute freak in the sheets, and player on the streets. His superpowers include; being broke, ripping cones on a Wednesday arvo, being able to skull vodka straight (some say it was half a bottle).
His reputation as a cider drinker sometimes hinders his ability to pull, but he makes up for this in his shoe cleaning hustle abilities.
At one point Harry Friend was a qualified meme Lord at the University of memes but it was rumored his pursuit for females put his meme career on hold.
Who's that sickcunt over there? Oh wait that's Harry Friend!
A day where you can go 30 seconds or more with you’re friends without getting in trouble for it.
Hey lets go fight or play fight. Its National fight a friend day!