The post drunk justification for kicking and punching balls
If you follow Amber Logic, it's a good idea to punch people in the balls when they talk shit to you.
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A 3rd wave feminist aka man hater that uses, lies & abuses men just because shes a woman & thinks shes always right. Named after Amber Heard.
Amber is yelling at bob & thinks its fine because shes a woman.
Dont be an amber
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an awesome song sung by a group named Cable Car. Too bad they broke up :/ and some of their lyrics are hard to understand D:. They aren't a popular group so unfortunately no one can look up their lyrics.
jazzy: hey! dude do you know the lyrics to amber fists? some of their words are difficult to understand :/
james: no! i searched everywhere but i cant find the lyrics!!!
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When a girl has no hair to pull on while performing sexual intercourse ultimately resorting to spanking her on the head.
"This girl had a buzz cut so I had to end up Amber Rosing her"
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In the act of sexual intercourse, when the man doesnβt have any sex toys so instead useβs a zucchini or cucumber and sticks it in her vagina or ass then eats it.
Oh God man, me and Karen were about to do it so I did a Dirty Amber!
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Much loved D grade skanky bogan celebrity on Australian television best known for rolling around at launches in recycled bridesmaid gear from a royal wedding. Famous for "Keith Richards" wasted looks and unfortunate incidents, like being photographed with a Bandido bikie murdered a couple of days later. Also famous for being bitchslapped in a pub when she stole the Pubboy founder, Mark Alexander-Erber, from his bikie wife in eastern Sydney. Nonetheless Amber is a 'good sort' and good for a laugh. Famous for her beef jerky complexion due to spending a lot of time at the beach.
Amber Petty has been dubbed 'pig lady' by the Danish gutter press.
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A beautiful and talented singer-songwriter, from the north east of Scotland.
You sound like Amber Wilson.
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