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To kiss someone while they are sitting on a toilet and taking a poop.
Sarah suprised me with a San Diego welcome on our anniversary.
Diego Pagaldays are normally pussies that are born between April and August. They have a hidden talent that normally is really useless. They might act like they are manly but they will actually suck your toes like if they were cup noodles. Diego Pagalday is the typical friend to wake you up to watch a shitty soccer match. Diego Pagaldays think they have a fire mustache but they most likely have a teenage sweaty one.
Do you know Diego Pagalday? "Yea, hes such a pussy"
Did Diego Pagalday get a girl last night? "Na, he pussied out like always"
Jump off the cliff before I make you get with Diego Pagalday
A dirty fucking Mexican from the gutters of Monterrey, you can find him feigning for dab and freeloading in the slums of hunters crossing, he always smells like tacos el pastor and dresses like a early 2017 BDD with less fashion sense
Wow diego barcenas fucking sucks!
he is one of the most genuine people in the world
has a camera infatuation
is pretty cool and a music addict (dont tell him i said that)
“whose loud ass music is that?!”
“oh its just diego/goose.”
Giving someone who is defecating on the toilet a blowjob as they tak e a dump. The first as a way to insure a clean hammer. Others claim it originated in the UK as a way to reduce smagmaq
When a guy l is taking the browns to th e Superbowl he calls his old lady over and demands a blowjob. He makes sure to drop a load as he's receiving a San Diego Vaccumoiïm. You cab also hire a Mexican from Behind home Depot, however quality can be lacking and not up to California code.
When a driver swerves in to the next lane to make an unnecessarily wide turn (or an illegal u-turn), despite the fact that there is plenty of space, needlessly endangering the vehicle to their left or right.
Often paired with other poor driving habits, such as the California roll, a San Diego Stop, or a San Francisco Stop (stopping more than 1/2 car length beyond the white line at a stop light).
Don't you just love it when someone rides the bicycle lane all the way up to the light, then pulls a hard San Diego Swerve while turning right on a red without stopping, nearly side-swiping your stopped car for no fucking reason?
Have you seen Diego and Sophia there perfect for eachother