your moms box

your mothers vagina

yer moms box was all plugged up with cobwebs last night dude, I had to surf the hershey highway wit da bitch.

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your mom gae

insult used by 6 year olds

jeff: your ugly
jordan:your mom gae!
jeff:"cries"

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notify your mom

When dealing with "challenged" maternal units, the complex act of initiating contact.

I shot a turkey and plan to cook it.
I guess I'd better notify your mom.

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stalkin your mom

The best YFM song. Lyrics stalkin your momx5 ha I've been stalkin your mom for like 2 years straight I'm way to shy to ask her out on a date so I just wait in yo neighbors lawn with my camera ready and my camoflouge on and I know that I'll get plenty pics when she leaves for work at exactly 7:26 I follow her on my bike but it's hopeless cuz I'll never keep up with her ford focus so I kidnapped her golden retriever wanted to return it just to please her but for got to feed her takin care of a dog is hard gave it to her dead said it got ran over by a car

Yo did you hear the YFM song stalkin your mom?

Yea I listened to while stalkin yours

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Your mom's your bro

A more polite way of saying your mom's a hoe.

(kid who's mom is actually a hoe)
Hey man your mom's your bro!

your moms cow

A generic phrase to be used when an unwanted person attempts to join into a conversation

Sierra: so what are you guys talking about?
Sophia: Your moms cow

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your mom is gay

This is so bad u will be sent to hell if u say it

John: your dad is a fag
Bill:your mom is gay
Then a hole caves in and sends them to hell

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