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When you lube up your feet and sit Indian style, with bottoms of your feet facing each other and use them to beat your dick.
My mom caught me butterfly faping last night while I was on pornhub.com
The cloth that you use to wipe up the semen after masturbating, the name comes from the cloth becoming stiff like leather from all of the use that it gets.
Person one: Hey Joey! I need to get a new fap leather.
Person two: yeah me to mine feels more like a brick than a cloth.
The act of mastrubation with high velocity repeated hand movements at the rate of 24/second. (Just like standard animated films). At this rate, hand movements become extremely blurry and hard to distinguish from a simple untrained eye.
The upgraded version is the cinematic fap with the rate of 60fps (faps per second). It is only achievable by masters and simple humans have no hope to compete with them.
He has achieved an animatic fap. We have no hope to compare with him.
Fap clap is when a guy is jerking off and it makes a clapping sound. *clap* *clap*
Yo maaaaan you wanna go fap clap to that hot girl?
When a person walks into your wank shelter and they just stare at you while your fapping but you dont stop fapping even when you know that their there in front of you in shock.
David:(fapping) OHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHH.
Davids Mother:(walks into wank shelter)DAVID WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!!
David:(ignores mother and keeps fapping and has a fap-attack)
When a person walks into your wank shelter and they just stare at you while your fapping but you dont stop fapping even when you know that their there in front of you in shock.
David:(fapping) OHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHH.
Davids Mother:(walks into wank shelter)DAVID WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!!
David:(ignores mother and keeps fapping and has a fap-attack)
Someone who faps whilst designing
Dude 1: Joshs dad is a fapping designer
Dude 2: WTF is that???
Dude 1: Its when you masturbate when you design stuff
Dude 2: Cool I want to be a fapping designer
Its when you fap whilst designing
Its a Fapping Designer