D-Sunded

The act of performing a "D-Sund" upon another person (usually an opponent in ice hockey); derived from the hockey great Donald Sund who devised the original motion of ice hockey movements involved in this trick, which consists of a dazzling setup of fakes that deceive the opponent and ultimately result in humiliation for the defender; a reference to the state of one's well-being after public humiliation, embarrassment, and/or disgrace.

Whoa, did you just see that bender get D-Sunded!? His ankles totally just snapped in two.

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8==D~{(.)}

An emoticon for cumming inside of a vagina.
A penis spraying semen into a vagina.

8==D is the penis

~ is the semen

{(.)} is the vagina

Hey, babe. Let's do it tonight.

What do you mean?

8==D~{(.)} ;)

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macky d's

McDonalds in backstreet talk and slang.

eg. I'm just going to macky d's to get a burger

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D's nuts

my balls; testicles.

you can suck on D's nuts

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System D

System D is a shorthand term that refers back to the French word débrouillard, (one who is) skilled or resourceful at handling any difficulty. System D refers to a manner of responding to challenges that requires one to have the ability to think fast, to adapt, and to improvise when getting the job done.

The term gained popularity after appearing in the 2006 publication of Anthony Bourdain's The Nasty Bits. Bourdain's sous-chef likens the use of System D to being a modern-day MacGyver ... getting the job done with a mix of whatever resources are available and a great deal of personal innovation.

In The Nasty Bits, Bourdain references first coming upon the term while reading Nicolas Freeling's memoir, The Kitchen, written about Freeling's years as a Grand Hotel cook in France.

References
* débrouillard (2009). Webster's New World College Dictionary. Retrieved May 24th, 2009, from www.yourdictionary.com/d-ebrouillard
* Bourdain, Anthony (2006). The Nasty Bits. New York: Bloomsbury.
* Nicolas Freeling (1970). The Kitchen. Hamish Hamilton, Ltd.

Janice is the queen of System D ... she ran out of hair pins and used paper clips as barrettes when styling Audrina's hair for her prom.

The contestants on The Amazing Race were totally System D-ing it when they ran out of money and had to barter to pay their cab driver.

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D West

A motivational speaker on the Maury Show. He is known for his tank tops and huge biceps. Tackles out of control teens or scumbags that beat their wives.

Author of the bestselling self-help book "Shut the Fuck up or I'm Gonna Fuckin Kill You"

Teen -"I had sex with 400 guys, I hit my momma cos she stoopid, you dont understand me, you all haters"

D West -"SHUT UP, SIDDOWN, RESPECT YO MOMMA, GO BACK TO SCHOOL"

Teen - *sob sob sob* "Yes Sir"

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Easy D

The penis deeply desired by Donald Trump, President of the United States of America.

Big increase in traffic into our country from certain areas, while our people are far more vulnerable, as we wait for what should be EASY D!

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