swedish burrito

When butter is applied to an anus in place of lube.

My buddy and I were feeling frisky ladst night but didn't have any lube. So we made a Swedish Burrito instead

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burrito with cheese

taking the bottom of your sack skin and folding it upwards around the shaft resembling a "burrito-like" substance. part of your penis will hang out resembling the "cheese" in "burrito with cheese.

look at my burrito with cheese dude!

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frozen burrito

Scott's word for penis.
used ofen with the word "chris' mom" or "elysia"
used in perverted jokes
used in pervered stories
therefore is used by scott a lot

also, a thing you buy at the supermarket, usually for you're girlfriend.

d00ds i bought this frozen burrito at the supermarket

scott: OMG ROFLMAO WTF do you even know what that means????

STFU u pervert

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Vietnamese Burrito

A burrito that comes from a taco truck at the job site and is made with white steamed rice instead of brown Spanish rice like a normal burrito.

Hung so lo made my burrito with white rice instead of Mexican rice, it's terrible! I'm never getting a Vietnamese burrito again.

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3am burrito challenge

Eating a burrito at 3am... Deadass

You guys wanna come over on Friday to do the 3am burrito challenge?

Burrito Size Queen

Phrase used to describe a person who goes to chipotle and complains their burrito isn’t big enough and as such is a Burrito Size Queen (BSQ). Definition similar to “Size Queen” but for Burritos, “BSQ” for short.

This person typically asks for more of every ingredient until they need to double wrap it. Frequently heard in line saying, you call that double meat, I’m gonna need more than that to feel satisfied.

Customer: Can I have some extra meat I’m a bit of a Burrito Size Queen.

Customer to friend: I feel like such a Burrito Size Queen when I have to ask for more meat at chipotle, it’s just hard to tell what your getting depending upon who’s working.

Employees: Man did you see that guy total Burrito Size Queen asked for so much I had to double wrap it.

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Beefy Crunch Burrito

The best fucking burrito Taco Bell has ever had, that they need to make a part of their permanent menu. Ground beef, cheese sauce, sour cream, rice, and Flamin' Hot Fritos. It's only served for a limited period of time when it's released.

Also known as BCB.

Dude: What'd you get from Taco Bell?
Bro: A fucking Beefy Crunch Burrito, what else?

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