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A really kind person very funny person an extreme sex magnet and gets all the girls
I want a Jon sturtz in my life
A rapper born in Brooklyn NY and now resides in Massachusetts, he fucks hoes and gets money
Guy 1: Yo my girl is chillin with Young Jon
Guy 2: Sorry to hear that, I'd leave her
Jon Reid is the current Rector of Larbert High School and is very famous within the schools community
Jon Reid has handed out many detentions
To be made to believe that somebody has a romantic or platonic attraction to oneself as a joke, usually to attack somebody's gullibiltity or unattractiveness.
1: "Dude! That girl does not really have a crush on you! She is just jonning you!"
2: "They are obviously faking being your friend, you are getting jonned!"
Somebody who has been fooled into believing a girl or boy has a crush them, when in reality, they do not like them at all.
Dude 1: “Hey, I think Melissa likes me!”
Dude 2: “Are you kidding? She is jonning you bro…”
Dude 1: “Bro she blocked me on everything”
Dude 2: “Ha! I told you! You just got jonned!”
a person who is slightly brown and has a tendency of stealing t.v's. Hobbies generally include whale and/or shwamper hunting. Most people tend to clap when is in the general area as it a funny metaphor for his medical record.
He's definitely The Jon-a-thon
A manoeuvre where an individual screams at a female in a manner to intimidate her out of the house.
Stop doing a jon.
My friends a jon.