we fucks with you

Plural to "fuck with you". Used for two or more people really liking another person, agreeing they cool with that person and allowed to be their friend.

"Brah we fucks with you. You are our fucking homie now"

We Are All Egg

An extremely deep philosophy believed to be created in the summer of 2018. The origins of how it was created has never been specified. The philosophers who created this phrase may have been on crack. The phrase We Are All Egg can be used in any context.

Do you ever just think about the deeper meaning of life?

Yes. We Are All Egg. Hail Gru

We need to talk

Synonymous with the words "you're doomed" and "run for your bloody life".

Meghan: Daryl, we need to talk.
Daryl: Sure, honey, just a moment.
(jumps out third-story window)

Can we be friends

The only sentence that can rip you, tear you, and kill you.

“Do you want to date? Can we be friends instead?”

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we need to talk

A woman's way of addressing an issue with her boyfriend/husband generally resulting in the boyfriend/husband first breaking out into a sweat/rash/hives and then being severly punished (dumped) for whatever they did wrong

After Mike called Sandy a whore at the opera, Sandy told Mike "we need to talk"

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that's how we do

Like that's how I do, but used when other people are involved or you wish to share the props with other people.

"He came up talkin' shit and you stole on dat boy!"

"Man, that's how we do."

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why don't we

5 absolute daddies who are hot as fuck and deserve the world and more.

why don't we is hot and if you don't think so i'll slit your throat, to put it nicely

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