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People born on February 29 are special. They are some of the best and most kind people you will meet. They also give the most love. You would be lucky if you could get someone born on February 29
Teagan: “yo my girl was born on February 29”
Emmet: “ dang you’re lucky af”
“Hey did u know that today is February 29 ?”
“And?”
“It’s the national ass day!!”
“Okay i think I’ll show you mine then hehe”
International racism day! free n-word passes for 24 hours
Guy 1: How is it going nigga.
Guy 2: You can't say that! It's even black history month!
Guy 1: chill it's February 29th.
Guy 2: And?
Guy 1: You see on February 29th Saint nigguals gives free n-word passes for all the good boys who havent done a racism in the past 4 years.
Guy 2: Oh great so I still can't say it
Guy 1: Why tho?
Guy 2: You know why you stupid ni
On May 29. you have to punch every guy named Jakob.
Besides that, you also habe to give every Laurin you know 50 Bucks
Someguy: Jo Jakob today is 29. May
Jakob: F!
It’s June 29. My birthday. Which just so happens to be national send nudes day! What are the odds?!
A day when the youngest child is celebrated! Be sure to appreciate the youngest sibling on national youngest child day!!
One June 29 it will be national youngest child day
Ask your crush if u want to have kids in the future
Hey do you want to have kids in the future because its june 29