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When you ask a girl for her number and she writes something down and walks away. It's not until after she's gone you realize she gave you 6 numbers instead of 7 (not including area code).
Adam: Yo Paul, I was clubbin last night and then i saw this hot girl and asked for her number. I only got 6 digits, Look at this!
Paul: Dude you got fuckin 6-digited. She totally isn't into you.
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Anyone who’s name beginning with g has to kiss someone who’s name begins with b day
G: *kisses b*
B: why did u do that?
G: cause it’s July 6
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A type of sex similar to 69. Except it there is a space in the 6 and the 9 because it is a type of sex where the 2 people smell eachothers genitals or farts from a distance. No joke. Some people actually like to do that.
6 9 can be done both heterosexually or homosexually.
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Actually, the average length of an American penis is 6 inches; however, the average length of a Canadian penis is 6 and a half inches.
While reading my biology textbook, I discovered that Americans have a smaller average penis size (6 inches) than Canadians.
*Shrugs* can't deny the facts.
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A military man's stay-at-home wife. Sometimes keeps up with the arduous tasks of shining boots, picking up laundry, and shopping, but mostly just a strain on meager Department of Defense budgets, and the military husband. The name is derived from where said wife spends most of her time, and the number 6 is the designation for a commander of a Company/Troop, Battalion/Squadron, Brigade/Regiment, Division or Corps.
I really wanted to go to your going-away party, but household 6 pulled my dispatch.
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Taking a girl and putting middle finger in the ass, and your thumb in the vagina and lift up.
Last night Joe walked in on me carrying Christine in the 6-pack
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national embarrass ellie day!!!!
girl: why is ellie on your story?
girl 2: it’s august 6th, national embarrass ellie day today!
girl: oh yah thanks for reminding me
ellie: oh great...
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