A Kyle is a teenager who is a total douchebag and is obsessed with Monster Energy drinks. Kyle can usually be found punching holes in walls due to daddy issues and can be seen roaming the streets in his riced out Honda. Kyle often claims that he bangs many chicks but likely has never talked to a woman in his life.
Kyle: Yo wassup bros, my dad threw away my monster so I punched a hole in his wall and he kicked me out again. Now im out banging all the chicks in my honda civic.
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A dude who wears a loose tank top and drinks Monster Energy. Kyles might often get mistaken for a Chad.
“If you drink Monster you immediately turn into a Kyle!”
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Person who gets bullies by his younger brother, likes men, tells the gayest and driest jokes, thinks they're funny and cool when no body gives a shit about them, has no balls, scape goat, and likes fat people
1 ''Who killed my plants'' (Teacher)
'' It was Kyle'' (class)
2 '' Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC'' (Kyle jokes)
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A asswhole who thinks they are very handsome but really are a trash bag
Wow Kyle looks just like his twin trash can
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