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Willy or finger

The act of inserting a wet finger into an unsuspecting persons ear whilst uttering the words 'willy or finger' causing momentary panic to the recipient.

Look, Pete's not looking, I'm gonna 'willy or finger'' him.

by Willy or finger. May 14, 2016


Ashley Willis

Extreme ginger mass, will pay for sex with maccies

Have you heard about that guy that Ashley Willis'd that girl?

by xFuzion March 26, 2019


Willy head

A person that is very annoying and is known as a sped.

One thats makes others really mad that they want to yeet themselves in a dumpster.
A goofy and retarded person that does stupid things.
A word used when a conversation gets awkward and you need to start a new convo up.

Billy: {does stupid dance down hallway}
Juliey to friends: “omg what a willy head

by Ooferganger May 24, 2019


wet the willy

Another term for a quickie. Just to slip it in and back out and then be on your way.

Baby, I have such a busy day ahead of me. Can I just wet the willy before going into work?

by B-i-g-D March 23, 2016


Tom Willis

A white henpecked husband of a black woman. From the U.S. sitcom The Jeffersons.

You got to show her who's the man. Don't be a Tom Willis.

by BigBJ March 3, 2008


fizzy willy

A strange feeling in your genitals when you see somebody sustaining a severe injury to themselves.

I saw somebody getting kicked in the balls and I got a fizzy willy.

by Tb8694 June 2, 2017


Willy smith

Mans (that one friend in the group) that often act kinda sus. Mans love to touch your and your other friends penises by accident (on purpose). Man acts so sus to the point u dont know if mans gay or not. That doesnt chancge the fact his dong is huge.

Dude 1: TOUCH MY PEEN ONE MORE TIME AND IM GONNA BEAT YOU UP WILLY SMITH!!!

Dude 2:Sorry baby

*Dude1 beats up Dude2*

by WeedSoaker December 7, 2021