Chicken Baby

A new type of creature created using science when a chicken egg is about to hatch pouring a mixture of liquid with a human's DNA creates something beautiful. with the head of a kid and the body of a chick the longer you look at it the more natural it looks.

Oh my goodness Chicken Baby is adorable !!

Chicken breast

It's the breasts of chicken.

-Hey man, want any chicken breasts?
-Nah I'm good, thanks.

nigger chicken

A term known in the inner cities of America as a seagull. African Americans often attempt to catch Nigger Chickens with a fishing pole while using one or sometimes up to 3 losing scratch off lottery tickets as bait. The shine attracts the bird. An old sport and survival skill dating back to the first arrival of Africans to America, a time when they would use stolen jewlery as bait. In some regions of the United States one may order a Nigger Chicken at a Soul Food resturant.

DaShaun and Ellsworth were hungry so they used their carp fishing poles and caught some Nigger Chickens for lunch.

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Jesus Chicken

The slang term for a chain of fast-food restaurants called Chik-Fil-A. Usually used in a derogatory term to refer to their strongly Christian policies (being closed on Sundays explicitly for their employees to attend church), anti-gay policies and extremely large financial contributions to anti-gay-rights bills and amendments, both of which stem from the owners' interpretations of their denomination of the Christian bible.

I'm hungry, wanna go get some Jesus Chicken?

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Cow and Chicken

Some homoerotic show that appears on Cartoon Network. Heavy use of pink, cream, and aqua colors, references to anuses, frequent cross-dressing, the idea of having a rooster as the main character, and there is some red homosexual demon who walks around naked. How this show was ACTUALLY approved for kids is beyond all known forms of logic.

The sickest episode of Cow and Chicken was that episode where the chicken apparently masturbated into a milk-sampling cup in an attempt to be a cow.

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Chicken McStabbed

the feeling you get in your stomach after eating too many chicken mcnuggets

i just ate 80 chicken nuggets, i feel like ive been chicken mcstabbed.

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chicken poop

A lovely stick of chap. 100% pure free range chicken poop lip junk!! Contains soybean oil, beeswax, jojoba oil, lavender essential oil, and sweet orange essential oil.

The safety of this product has not been determined.

Ariel: Why, Lisa! You smell so nice!

Lisa: Thank you, Ariel! I put Chicken Poop on my lips!

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