c hair

n. A very small measurement of distance.

Derived from cunt hair, or more specifically the width of one.

Okay, We've almost got it in the right spot, just move it a c hair to the left.

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Curly Hair

Curly Hair is a nickname given those who have curly/frizzy/puffy hair. A Curly Hair is often very bouncy, and female. She likes to have fun.

Lyssandra: Yo, yo, Curly Hair waz-up?
Curly Hair: Are you serious? "waz-up"?

Lyssandra: I though u liked having fun.
Curly Hair: i do. just not with you.

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Hair Up

When a girl wears her hair up in hopes of giving a guy head!

Craig : Hey check out Kiersten she's Hair Up today!
Chad : Wow my dick's already getting hard! Oh Here She Comes!
Kiersten : Hello Boy's!
Craig : Hey Kiersten we were just talkin about you!
Chad : Yeah and are dicks are full of cum!
Kiersten : We should really do something about that!
Craig : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Mmmmmmm! Yummy!

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hair of dog

"hair of the dog that bit you"- when you're hung over, having another drink to take the hang over away.

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emo hair

hair that sweeps across ones face like a sweeping side fringe and is very shexiful, oh aye.

Bob: look i have hair that sweeps acroos my face in the form of a side fringe.
Dylan: Aye

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Guinness hair

The revolting trend which refuses to die - skanky girls that die their hair in sections, the top being blonde, the underneath black. The victim is under the delusion that the two toned effect is sexy, as well as the delusion that it is still 1999.

Usually teamed with white pants and a boyfriend called Darryl who drives a RX7.

"Ew! Can you smell stale sex and Red Door perfume? Betcha it's that girl over there with the Guinness hair"...

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Bag of Hair

(n)-Used to describe any sort of deeply embarrassing life-affecting truth or habit that one attempts to keep secret. In a literal sense, it refers to one keeping a bag of one's hair, toe nail clippings, or other strange items over a long time.

Boyfriend: "By the way, I've been meaning to tell you something, and I'm not sure how you'll take to it..."

Girlfriend: "Oh boy, here comes the bag of hair..."

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