im about to be pullin up

what your crack dealer tells you every five minutes when you call to see wtf is taking so long.

geeking for a hit..."where you at man?"

takin his fuckin time..."im about to be pullin up."

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you're about to get washed

You are about to get beat at a game or loose a battle

I'm about to wash you in this game of 2k.

You're about to get washed.

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Tell us about it, Janet!

Originally from Rocky Horror Picture Show, the phrase is now used when someone is about to tell you a story you don't want to hear, in the hopes that they will be confused/distracted enough for you to change the subject or flee the scene.

Exercise caution when the mark is actually named Janet.

Talia: That reminds me of when I had a four hour conversation with Ben Stein about economic theory...
Bruce: Tell us about it, Janet!
Talia: Wh-
Bruce: *flees*

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I'm sorry about you

Your brain is wasted space and it hurts to actually think about what's going through your mind

Dude, stop texting that chick; she's never responded to you and you look desperate. I'm sorry about you

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Sorry about your luck!

Defining a bad timing or choice

A guy or gal married a person with a bad attribute.
"Dude, the other one inherits, Sorry about your luck!"

Bad Choice or decision
"I told you to buy your lottos numbers last nite , they won. Sorry about your luck.

Good choice-
I played your lucky numbers dude and won, Sorry about your luck!

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seeing a man about a dog

Commonly used as code to describe smoking a weed, also known as petting the dog or a well behaved dog

Pot head 1: You coming seeing a man about a dog?
Pot head 2: is it a good dog?

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Stop Posting about among us

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG

Hey bro! Have you heard of the new among us update?

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US!

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