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A bitchboy solider who fingered a greek warlock.
I just had a Alexander the great up my ass.
He's square, thats kinda it...
Alexander is Square
A shitty small town in upstate NY known for nothing but having 1 gas station and a bunch of drug using shitty people. not much to it other than the school who spent 50k on a sign and can’t afford lunches.
“wanna go to Alexander NY?”. “no.”
A bastard orphan son of a whore who doesnt throw away his shot. He met 4 friends his first friend was Aaron Burr, the damn fool who shot him. Alexander was the 10 dollar founding father without a father. Alexander cheated on Eliza Schyler cause he wanted pussy still. Then his son died then he died. Lol
Alexander Hamilton: bbg i cant leave. Eliza Schyler: ok pookie bye i trust you. Maria Renyolds: ok pookie bbg give me smex. Alexander Hamilton: ok
it’s a cool american sex act where you stick a quill in someone’s ass and fill it with ink.
i love doing this with the homies.
bro 1: hey bro, i just gave my gf a hot alexander hamilton
bro 2: no way man, give me one.
it is an american sex act where you stick a quill up someone’s mouth and fill their ass with ink.
i love doing this with my homies and you should too!
bro 1: i just gave my gf an alexander hamilton
bro 2: no way, i wanna get alexander hamilton’d too man!