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Drunk Amy is a sassy southern hot blonde who’ll provide hours of entertainment on a Saturday night. Dedicated single mom by day, hilarious shit show of drunken debauchery on biweekly weekend nights. Three drinks in and she’s using Fuck like a comma, falling down while white knuckling chicken strips and cursing at ex boyfriends to go fuck themselves! 🖕🏼The Waffle House is where you’ll usually find her after a long night of hard drinking shenanigans with her besties. She’s funny AF and will have you rolling watching her drinking coffee out of lipstick stained coffee cups while her besties grope her symmetrically perfect breast’s in awe of their perfection. Amy is oblivious to the attention because she’s too busy stuffing her face with waffles and telling customers to go fuck themselves. Hmph! 🖕🏼
Drunk Amy is my favorite!
The best girl ever. I love her so much, she’s beautiful and funny and smart and kind. She’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me
I love Amy Martin
Genuinely a really pretty girl
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Who I want to fuck
Amy Maguire would be a good shag
A pretty girl who wants Ryan to love her but unfortunately he can’t stand her :•(
Amy Maguire is actually in love With Ryan, not the other way round!!
The most prettiest, beautiful, caring, loving, gorgeous, smartest, hardworking, talented, athletic, funny, cutest girl you will ever come across in your whole lifetime.
Person 1: who makes your days better?
Person 2: Ami(ra) ! She deserves the whole universe <3