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He gets friendzoned before asking a girl out
U didn’t even asked before u got friend zoned lol stupid Elijah
A gorgeous guy who has a dick all the girls wanna ride on until they die. He only gives the sexiest girls what they want.
Girl #1: Damn! Is that Elijah over there?
Girl #2: I think so! I wanna f*ck his brains out.
Girl #1: Exactly what I was thinking!
*two girls high five each other*
Obsessed with his ex girlfriend.
You know Elijah?
Oh ya, the one who’s obsessed with his ex girlfriend?
(my ex)is an amazing person who I miss everyday,I hope that one day he will,miss me as much as I miss him he is perfect in every way and I love his smile and his eyes and the way he laughs,he Is the best person I meet,and it makes me sad to think,he isn’t mine anymore,if u see this I still love u💜💛
Elijah
Ur cute
Gay. Gayest amongst everyone and has the smallest dick. Afraid to show it but has the worst temper and only into guys. Flattest ass but tall.
He's such an Elijah
A curly haired, twink ass nigga that owns a van and refers to children as lollis in standard conversation.
Person 1: Hey, you heard Elijah has a restraining order?
Person 2: Yeah, it applies to a 5 kilometre radius of any educational institution