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Arse Virgin

A person whose bottom-hole remains unviolated.

My boyfriend wants to do me up the bum but I dont know if I should as I'm an Arse Virgin.

by Felicity Potbottle August 29, 2011

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arse blankets

An alternative name for underwear, pants, briefs, undercrackers, or suchlike. Garments to keep your arse warm.

Can also be used as a handy expletive.

'Hey Brian, I'm just off to buy me some new arse blankets!'

'Oh arse blankets, I've forgotten to switch the oven off!'

by tripsydipsy August 28, 2011

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arse shrapnel

Tiny pieces of rolled human faeces and toilet paper rubbings that litter a toilet seat during a visit.

I couldn't sit on that, it was covered in some dirty fucker's arse shrapnel.

by RubberDagger September 30, 2010

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boot-in-the-arse

Australian colloquial term:

A mild form of corporal punishment wherein a child or subordinate is kicked in the buttocks.

-Often used as an empty threat or possible solution to discipline unruly behaviour.

"If you don't go and do your chores you'll get a boot-in-the-arse."

"I am sick of the neighbourhood youths graffiting on my wall, I think a boot-in-the-arse and a good talking to would set them straight."

by Joey jjs March 30, 2016

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arse plaque

Akin to 'clinkers', these are compound forms of poo that cling to the hair on a hairy anus.

Did you see her in the bathroom with those scissors removing that arse plaque?

by salvataggio October 24, 2007

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arse handing

To have ones arse handed to them, to be completely and utterly beaten. Applies to sports, video games etc

The defeat suffered today can only be described as a complete arse handing

A crushing defeat resulting from ones own ineptitude and or imbalance in skill levels

having your ass handed to you

by gazman123 December 7, 2013

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slime arse

Cheat, con-man (UK & Australia)

He looks like a slime arse, a hypocritical liar who's in the right profession for the "skills"...

Which dubious celebrity slime-arse is next to be exposed as ein fiddler of de poor ickle kiddies?

The city is actually pressuring certain businesses to sell their properties so as to allow slime-arse developers to build 200-unit appartments...

by slimearse July 12, 2009

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