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A well-groomed (often female) Asian that typically wears boots, usually paired with tight pants that accentuate their lean frames.
A boot Asian will also likely have a supple, shining coif and accessorize in haute couture. He/she probably received a middling to high-end education and owns at least one Club Monaco shirt and Givenchy bag.
"There were hella boot Asians at this party. I was expecting LARPing premed grads from UCI... I was wrong."
"Damn, check out that boot Asian freeboobing near the Shiseido counter. She's making my girl look like a soccer mom selling funnel cake."
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Asian tonight means you go out find an Asian partner to have sex.
“What do you want to have tonight?”
“Asian tonight please”
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The act of watching some good Asian porn.
Dan: Man, I'm really in the mood to watch some good Asian porn.
Lucy: You need to watch some Asian Bangbang.
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A person whose ethnicity stems from Asia and defies the Asian stereotype of being a goody good. A bad Asian likes to party, whether it be swear, drink, or smoke.
Tina "I was so fucking wasted last night. I lost my purse with all of my money and weed."
Jenny "Tina, you are such a bad Asian."
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Something the webmasters on UD have an obvious fetish for considering one shows up in about 95% of their front page photos.
UD's got yellow fever! Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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one who is 1/2 Asian and 1/2 white
Yo, I hear Brad Nakanishi hooked up with Katie Card cause she likes Caucasian Asians
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they'll do what you want...
"Come, you asian hooker! Lemme stuff this peanut butter down you!"
...."Yes, master."
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