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when some character from a TV show gets very strong out of nowhere, like how Jotaro from JJBA learned to time stop and fly in the middle of a fight
Dio: RODA ROLA DA
Jotaro: oh no you got me
Dio: idiot i win now im gonna *stand* (haha get it?) here bragging about it
Jotaro: sike, i just remembered i can stop time too, die
Dio: bro dont you think thats a bit of an ass pull? so unfair
Jotaro: im the protagonist i dont give a crap
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Adj. A term meaning the entirety of an object, used to express excitement, extreme confusion, or intensity.
I ate a whole ass cake by myself!
There was a whole ass bird in the library!
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When a person unleashes an ungodly amount of rancid smelling fart.
Person 1: “Bro I just unleashed some absolute ass ham at my girls house yesterday”
Person 2: “What flavor was it?”
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A foul smelling whitish/tanish and pliable substance that manifests inside the human ass-crack...most commonly triggered by profuse butt-hole sweating and/or a soiled ass-crack area.
Ass cheese is a double-edge sword and uses its survival mechanisms to fend off removal:
1) It causes intense itching, however when you scratch that area, the ass cheese gets wedged underneath your fingernails, causing your hands to smell like a dirty asshole (which eventually envelopes your whole body, making you a smell like a walking dingle-berry). Because of this, people tend to abstain from itching the ass cheese and just letting it be.
2) Latches onto asshole hairs, escaping the reach of toilet paper and fingers (also, see doody hairs).
On a scorching hot summer afternoon, Red McDougall fucked a fugly whore on his couch in the missionary position. After a few minutes he turned her over to fuck her doggy style...he went to insert his penis when he caught the most foul whiff he had ever smelled in his life....he gagged and almost puked on her ass. He soldiered on and slowly moved his hand towards her butt cheeks so he could separate her gargantuan roast beef curtains....that's when he saw her entire ass crack and under pussy area infiltrated with cakey globs of white/tan ass cheese!!!
The pungent odor consumed him and he passed out on the spot...
When he woke up the next day, he had a dirty sanchez - ASS CHEESE STYLE! He vomited over and over until he passed out again.
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A moment in an old cartoon known as Mega Man, where we see a glimpse of the robotic rump of a evil character known as Guts man. This is made fun of in YTP's and if searched on you tube, will be found immediately.
Megaman: It's Gutsman (see's gutsman's ass)
*dun dun!*
Gutsman: Thats right megatwerp!
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A term for a white person that wont shut the fuck up.
White Guy: Hey man wanna go chill?
Other Guy: No
White Guy: Man yes you do dont be a fuckin faggot!!
Other Guy: I said no so quit being a damn cracka ass honkey ass!!!
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Typically this phrase is used when someone invents data or facts to support their argument. Said another way, to "pull something out of your ass".
"This data is a total ass pull!"
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