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Someone known for pussying out in any event with any female. AKA an "airballer." They can often get open for a good shot, but never are able to "finish."
he has Austin Disorder due to his inability to hookup with chicks cuz he pussies out...
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Austin is a giant jerk who only cares about himself and faps to tentacle hentai, he is a horrible friend and will never back you up.
Austin James is a young hoodlum who revels in making peoples lives a misery during school years. Happily though, when they grow up they will have nothing more to look forward to than getting anally penetrated every day by fellow prisoners in the shower, or, by the prison wardens truncheon ;D
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the most amazing guy a girl could want, the sweetest guy ever, he will steal your heart in a minute.....has the best personality, but if he decided to leave do what ever you can to make him stay because there is no way your life will ever be complete again without him...long story short the love of a girls life, the guy a would take a bullet for or do anything to be with.<3
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The capital of the state Texas, USA. Known as "Live Music Capital of the World". A liberal beacon of enlightenment in an otherwise ignorant state full of rednecks.
All the hippies got sick of San Francisco so they moved to Austin.
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delicious, like a burrito from Chipotle.
cocky, in good reason.
humble, on rare occasion.
a future president of the united states.
one who honestly believes he is a bad-a.
sounds like cheesy reggae music.
a master at jeopardy.
one who falls easy and hard for girls named amy.
posesses an amazing smile, and knowledge of over 100,000 movies.
one who stinks at winking, but excels at b-s.
Like:
Ferris Bueller
James Bond
Anthony Giddens
Christian Bale
Teddy Geiger
Shane West
"Gosh, could your cocky boyfriend be any more of a Austin Vaughan?"
"People like people who are like Obama, Bob Marley, Chuck Norris, or Austin Vaughan."
"Mmmm...This burrito is soooo Austin Vaughan."
"Whoa, now thats a Austin Vaughan smile."
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The talented drummer from the amazing metalcore band Woe, Is me. He's made up of 100% sex, and has the best hair ever known to man. His hometown is Atlanta, Georgia.
fan 1: so you saw Woe, Is Me last night?
fan 2: hell yeah, they were awesome! and I got to hug Austin Thornton, he's so UNF!
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The capital city of Texas. Known for it's live music and all the Californians who keep moving there. Basically the place for you if you want to say you live in Texas but hate most of the state.
Guy: Hey why is Austin, TX the capital of Texas? Isn't San Antonio larger by population and area, more diverse, and more historically relevant? And doesn't it have more to do?
Other Guy: Well yes, but Austin is more centrally located I guess. Look do you want more annoying people to start moving to San Antonio?
Guy: I guess not.
Other Guy: Then don't complain. They might ruin it too.
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