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Bi-Winning

Charlie Sheen's version of winning.

I am not bi-polar, I am bi-winning. I win here and I win there

by The Wave2 March 12, 2011

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bi-winning

When one is winning here and winning there.

"Um... I'm bi-winning. I'm winning here and I'm winning there." - Charlie Sheen

by johnjoesafatso March 10, 2011

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bi-winning

A term used to describe a condition in which a patient deludes their selves into thinking that the train wreck that is their life is actually caused by design. Bi-winning is often a side effect of cocaine abuse.

Symptoms include:

1)Hiring two hookers and full time girlfriends.
2)Delusions of being a warlock from another dimension.
3)Delusions of having a funny show.
4) Wanting to start a cooking show to support your coke habit.

John: Dude, your wife just left you and you just lost your job...I think you have a problem.

Frank: I don't have a problem, I'm bi-winning! *Sniff!* How do you make eggs benedict?

by kiddluck March 11, 2011

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Bi-Winning

The belief that something has been won more than once, only to discover that you are indeed bipolar and have not won anything.

A deluded state the occurs when you "bang to many 7 gram rocks"

Charlie Sheen: I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what? If I'm bipolar, aren't there moments where a guy like crashes in the corner like, 'Oh my God, it's all my mom's fault!' Shut up! Shut up! Stop! Move forward.

by sup3rsawy3rs March 11, 2011

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Bi-Winning

What Charlie Sheen answered during an interview when asked if he was Bi-Polar.

Reporter: are you bi-polar?
Charlie: I'm Bi-Winning

by The Actual Jesus March 13, 2011

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bi-winning

To win at everything one does.

Charlie Sheen: "I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there."

by Sheenisms March 13, 2011

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Bi-winning

Bipolar disorder. A psychiatric diagnosis that describes a category of mood disorders defined by the presence of one or more episodes of abnormally elevated energy levels, cognition, and mood with or without one or more depressive episodes. But NO, that's not what Charlie Sheen has or is.
He is ''bi-WINNING''

Interviewer: Some are saying that you are bipolar?

Charlie: WOW, what does that mean?

Interviewer: I guess that .. you know, you're on two ends of the spectrum

Charlie: wow .. and then what? what's the cure, medicin? make me like them? not gonna' happen ... Im bi-winning.

by ll-cool-j March 13, 2011

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