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When Bald Jesus and Muscular Twat Waffle's lust for each other has reached its peak and they can no longer hold back. Bald Jesus spreads Muscular Twat Waffle wide open, on their shared desk, and goes to town. Pumping him full of his unicorn juices all in the hopes that Muscular Twat Waffle will white claw all over his face.
Bald Jesus: I Gay Bald Eagled with Muscular Twat Waffle last night, he saw the father, the son and the holy ghost.
a shoeless nigga that aint got no hair, and is a noob at playing chess
person 1: did you see that black as shit dude over there?
person 2: yeah he is a bald noob lmao xd xd
A boxer from punch out wii Made to troll the player
He is Essentially random And if you don't get a star at the right time you don't get to win
What you call someone after they warn you about a mistake after you’ve already made it
Beyoncé touches her eyes after eating super chili hot wings and then the host of Hot Wings warns “Don’t touch your eyes!” She yells, “I know NOW, you bald-assed bitch!”
When a person loses their shit and gets angry and loses 200 hair follicles
My boss is having a bald at me today for leaving work early
A small man who’s proud and bald - William
omg grandpa is such a little power bald