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When you take a piece of chewing gum and blow a bubble inside your girl's love hole.
Frankie was chewing a piece of Big Red when he went down on his girl, so he decided to give her a Denver Hot Air Balloon.
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After having anal sex with a woman, a man proceeds to go down on her asshole and blow into it. If she farts it back into his mouth/face before he can move, it is called the Turkish Hot Air Balloon
Guy 1: Hey I heard you got with that little chica last night!
Guy 2: Dude that fuckin' bitch....
Guy 1: What?!
Guy 2: I went to toss her salad after we fucked, she gave me a Turkish Hot Air Balloon!
Guy 1: I'm not sharing that cigarette with you
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Part of the outrageous radio show - The Chris Morris Radio Show on Radio 1 (UK) - where, in one show, satirist Chris Morris (see The Day Today, Brasseye, Blue Jam) persuades his radio sidekick to borrow (steal) a baby from London's Oxford Street and take it back to the studio. It is then tied to two large helium ballons and tea strainers placed over its eyes in an attempt to make it look like The Fly. A game then ensues where the, now floating, baby is batted over the mixing desk with large spoons. The game is known as Big Spoon Baby Balloon and is soon to be an Olympic event.
Dude: I'm bored babysitting...lets play a game!
Patrick Bateman: Ok. But what will we play? Mind if I stick on my Huey Lewis CD by the way?
Dude: Yeah..go for it. Gimmie those balloons over...lets make this wee fucker fly! I'll teach him to shit on my couch!
Patrick Bateman: Cool... Big spoon baby balloon!! 1 nil!
Dude: What's with the axe....?
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When you insert a large balloon into a womans vagina and proceed to fill it with a portable helium pump until the balloon pops. The vagina will be full of helium until the woman can hold it in no longer and lets out a colossal queef. As she is queefing you hold a lighter in front of her vagina and the flammable helium erupting from the vagina ignites and creates a makeshift flamethrower!!!
Chad: DUDE! what happened to your eyebrows????
Kip: Well.... Alyssa wanted me to do a Mississippi Hot Air Balloon on her last night and it didn't go too well
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The time during the doning of the condom.
Signifying that things were getting serious and action could occur soon.
Popularized use of observation balloons during the first World War. The sight of such a large balloon going up nearly always resulted in a barrage of juice/shells following soon after.
The expression was re-inforced during WW2 when the hoisting of barrage balloons was part of the preparations for an air-raid notifying the gunners it is safe to to open fire.
Chuck always gets excited when the balloon goes up.
I heard the ballon was going up over at your place the other day. Yeah, I heard that Xi put the balloon up quickly and Biden wasn't quite ready to take it.
President Biden when Xi's balloon went up:
"We’re Going to Take Care of It"
When you are eating ass, and they fart in your mouth and blow you up like a hot air balloon.
Did you hear, yesterday Evan got a Minnesota hot air balloon from Sarah.
The act of making an air-tight seal around someone's butthole and then they fart a giant fart into your mouth and your cheecks fill with air.
The only way Dale could imagine seeing the world outside of his jail cell was when Rick gave him a Hot air balloon ride.
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