A deranged rich orphan who fights clowns and has sex with women who role play as cats.
A stupid introvert who hides out in a cave all day who wants to kill people with green hair.
You're such a Batman!
The dumbass who started the coronavirus
“hey guys look it’s Batman, beat his ass!”
An unstable orphan in a bat costume
Guy: Hey Bruce! Knock knock
Bruce: Who's there?
Guy: Not your parents *Dabs*
Bruce: *holds back tears* thats not funny Maurice
*”Batman” goes on to spend insane amounts of money to be a superhero to fight crime as a coping mechanism for his parents murder*
While doing girl from behind grab flashlight and scream like bat man 'TO THE BAT CAVE' and put your dick in her ass
I did BATMAN to random girl but she was in to butt stuff silo shes my girl now BITCHES!
Batman is a superhero appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics. The character was created by artist Bob Kane and writer Bill Finger, and debuted in the 27th issue of the comic book Detective Comics on March 30, 1939. In the DC Universe continuity, Batman is the alias of Marc, a wealthy Trinidadian playboy, philanthropist, and industrialist who resides in Gotham City.
Marc is Batman
He will always be Batman
Marc is the Dark Knight