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A tradition as old as time where anyone witha boyfriend tells him what his presents are four days before his birthday to keep the Boogeyman from coming in their house and fisting them.
"Today's Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday day!"
Ooo look it’s Adi he’s so cute! Adi is a special toe that is short but handsome. Adi before daddy is bald! Known as the child who’s dadi
Adi before daddy after bald
As cute as a toe but is one so he is cutie
Used when described the cuteness of dadi, Adi before daddy
like "chicks before dicks" but better... female version of "hoes before bros"
"I'm sorry babe, I'm going out with my girls tonight. You know, thots before cocks!"
her bae: ...
^ what to say when your broski refuses to go shopping after school with you and instead goes to get her ass pounded by her bowl cut boyfriend.
it is apparent that ka ching fu does not understand this term
"bros before hoes" i uttered quietly as she was begrudgingly pulled out of the train.
she mumbled a pathetic "sorry..." before proceeding to receive a multitude of forehead hickies
A code between two bros saying they won't abandon them for a girl.
Tyler: "I had no choice!
Carter: "Dude it's supposed to be bros before hoes"
A phrase used very commonly by people who leave their friends to go with their crush and later get rejected by them. they then come back to their friend's company by using this phrase.
Man, I don't like Vyomini. Bros before hoes