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National bike mom day

On December 20th at exactly 5:30pm
Marks the national bike mom day. It is where moms need to take a bike ride on a nice wilderness trail.

Bro wake up its national bike mom day!
Dominic, I'm sorry but your mom has died so I need to make an urban dictionary definition to make fun of her.

by Hawk333 January 20, 2022

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Spin The Bottle, Bike Gang Style

Spin the bottle, bike gang style. It's just like spin the bottle (where you spin the bottle and then whoever it lands on is who you play with)but instead of kissing, you try to smack the person you landed on in the head while trying not to get smacked.

Spin The Bottle, Bike Gang Style is so fun and it's not nasty! We're church kids and we don't want cooties so this is great!

by 711.bikegang October 2, 2018

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Wanna Ride Bikes

- To ride bikes with someone.. used commonly as a pickup line.

Yo, Krysta, wanna ride bikes?

by WhiteCrazyGangsta March 23, 2005

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Joe Biden Cant Ride Bikes

He doesnt know how ๐–”๐–•๐–Š๐–—๐–†๐–™๐–Š one

๐•ณ๐–Š ๐–œ๐–Š๐–“๐–™ ๐–™๐–” ๐–™๐–๐–Š ๐–•๐–†๐–—๐– ๐–†๐–“๐–‰ ๐–˜๐–†๐–œ ๐•ต๐–”๐–Š ๐•ญ๐–Ž๐–‰๐–Š๐–“ ๐–ˆ๐–†๐–“๐–™ ๐–š๐–˜๐–Š ๐–๐–Ž๐–˜ ๐–‡๐–Ž๐–๐–Š,๐–๐–Š ๐–œ๐–†๐–˜ ๐–˜๐–†๐–‰.Joe biden cant ride bikes really.

by Joe Biden Dad April 20, 2021

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National High School Mountain Bike Day

June 27th, 2010
It's been the dream of all high school mountain bike racers, their coaches, parents, and close friends since the start of the first high school mountain bike league in 2000. Now, on June 27th, 2010, NICA (National Interscholastic Cycling Association) transformed from "idea" to legal fact with the filing of numerous forms. NICA is now a central governing organization in high school mountain bike racing in the United States. High School mountain bike racing is now considered an official, national sport.

June 27th, 2010 is the day that high school mountain biking is going to be celebrated by all whose it concerns.

Person 1: National High School Mountain Bike Day?? Mountain biking isn't a real sport!

Person 2: Check it, bro: (brings up CyclingNews.com article about high school mountain bike racing becoming an official sport) and don't hate

Person 1: ...Well, it's still lame.

by Mrs_Matthew_Bellamy June 30, 2010

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Gt-bikes-chick-08 is a lying thief.

Parasite., idea thieving slag, would not have an original idea unless it hit her between the legs ( explains the kid )

Boil on societies left arse cheek that just won't die. Needs to be popped, and left to dry out....

"Oh if you just design this that would be great"

"I know i should of asked to use it, but didn't think it would worry you ""

""If i had an original thought , i think i would feint""

""Only ever posts the same picture of herself""

"GT-bikes-chick-08 is a lying thief..."

Gt-bikes-chick-08 is a parasite.
liar scum boil Gt-bikes-chick-08 is a lying thief.

by SOMEONE SHE RIPPED OFF. June 14, 2008

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get off your bike

When someone with ADD has drifted into ADD world this is used to snap them back into the real world. This derives from the joke, how many people with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb. Lets go ride bikes. The punch line of the joke is that if people with ADD were to screw in a light bulb then they would just forget about it and deside to ride bikes.

Sam get off your bike.

by frid kid October 15, 2006

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