Dildo bird

When a hooker shoves a dildo into her vagina and the hooker sqeezes her ass cheeks together thus sending the dildo flying out of her vagina and across the room as a projectile.

I was standing outside my neighbor's house when a dildo bird came flying through the window and killed my pet puppy.

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Grinder bird

Navy term for the seagulls that land on the grinder/blacktop that you march on.
In the chowhall you sometimes are served cornish hen, some new recruits have never seen a cornish hen and you tell them it's grinder bird.

Seaman Johnson: These are the smallest chickens I have ever seen.
Seaman Morris: Thats not chicken it's grinder bird.

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flirt-bird

A person that flutters around from person to person flirting with them, and trades from person to person like a bird fly's from telephone line to telephone line.

"Liz, you are such a flirt-bird! You're constantly flirting with every guy you talk to!"

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bird vision

A side effect of some medications that makes the world look wormier than normal.

"Side effects of Wormatrix include dry mouth, constipation, and bird vision."

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Angry birds

The most addicting iPhone game you will ever play. Ever.

I was up for 8 hours straight playing angry birds.

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The Biggest Bird

When someone has unspoken rizz, loves kids, and clearly is The Biggest Bird

Cod: Who is the biggest bird
Bod: Me I like kids and I got the rizzler of ozz

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Baby birding

The art of baby birding requires a liquid, either water or booze, being drank by one individual and spit into another individual's mouth for pleasure and shared enjoyment.

I got so tanked last night. I couldn't refuse a single baby bird. Baby birding gets me everytime.

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