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In the summer, when you wake up from 10-11 a.m. go eat breakfast with a group of two or more at noon, then et lunch at 4 p.m.
(Simon and Julian wake up at 11a.m. on July 8th)
Simon: Dude, I'm starved
Julian: Same, let's bike to dunkin donuts
Simon: Dude let's go later I wanna watch tv
Julian: Summer breakfast
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eating a lot very early in the morning (12-5am)
I could'nt sleep because I was too full, I had a stoners' breakfast.
Exactly what you think it is. No, really.
"Hey Steve, did she feed you when you woke up this morning?"
"Yeah, she unloaded a nice brown breakfast right into my mouth!"
The act of going down on your girlfriend while she enjoys her morning coffee.
Usually done before not instead of providing her breakfast.
Girl: Man, my boyfriend was so horny this morning. He gave me an aussie breakfast by the pool.
I came so hard I had to put my coffee down.
An East Coast favorite commonly, but incorrectly, believed to have been derived from the Reverse Boston Creme. While being manually stimulated by his female partner, the man inserts as many strawberries as will fit into his partner's anus. When the female can no longer control her sphincter she drops strawberry dukie into one of her best serving dishes. At fruition, the man ejaculates atop the strawberries. The two then take turns enjoying the final product by feeding it to their partner one strawberry at a time using a spoon or, for extra credit, chop sticks.
Bud Collins was on the tube while we enjoyed our Breakfast at Wimbledung.
After explaining to my girlfriend this delicious morning treat, she replied, "I've enjoyed this before with blueberries, but strawberries adds a whole new dimension!"
That awkward moment when you don't know what's spiked in your fridge.
<Wake up in the morning...>
"Wow, so hungover."
<Opens fridge.>
"Oh, God, what have I done?!? I don't have time for breakfast roulette! Whatever, f*** it!"
A university breakfast is when you wake up and smoke research chemicals off of foil. It is similar to the Kentucky breakfast and the wake and bake but covers any chemicals being used for research, marked not for human consumption.
Chaz blew through that DCK because a true scholar eats a University Breakfast