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Brucr will drive you wild, he is the most caring, loving, deep, devoted boyfriend in the entire universe. Bruces are the kind of people who could come into your life in two seconds and leave a mark. An over-analyzer, and very stubborn, but he will admit defeat when he has to. Likes to drive girls crazy, apparently. Easy to fall in love with. Hard to figure out. Big nature guy and weirdly into rock formations.
Friend: Ouu look at the scenery
Bruce: Must be a sedimentary rock
A Randy slang and lingo, literally means cool.
"This guy is so bruce ah can you believe it"
Every bruce has a huge flippin penis
Hey bruce how are you
Yeah I have a big penis
A Douche Bag Philadelphia Phillies fan. Usually weak and frail and couldn’t fight his way out of a wet paper bag
There were a bunch of Bruces that got arrested after a Phillies game for rubbing each others nipples in public
Anyone, anything, everyone, everything
This Bruce tastes a little funny to me honestly.
How’s ya Bruce? Mines pretty sore after last night.
I can’t find my Bruce, I think I may have left it at yours last night.
Bruce is a sweetheart who thinks he’s so sour. He is clever, smart, and a try hard. which is why he is a go getter. He is brilliant but he doesn’t know it. A wonderful: chef, friend, teacher, painter, creator, lover, with the most exquisite eyes, shades of blue and green hues. But they make you feel yellow and warm. A gentlemen at its very best. A caring compassionate person when he allows himself. He is a breath of fresh air, a cool breeze on a summer day. A fall day with just a trickle of rain. He is attentive and authentic. He knows how to be himself and a musician of sound. His brain is full of books and he really is the best cook. Meh.
Dang Bruceeee show me how to groove.