spanking the wrong oval

1) Wank for 10minutes

2) Get Drunk

3) Have a One night stand
4) Get kicked out your house by your wife

5) Repeat This over and over again

i was spanking the wrong oval for 2 weeks

you reposted in the wrong gang

LiKE A bUrNiNg sUnSeT dOO dOo dOO dOooo dO

BKH DSKBJJCDWLHIBVQREKBHJRCHEUOIHCUIROWKIHU

TORTURED DANCED BITCH

narancia: laughs at a dude that's being tortured then does sick dance
Mista: confused then joins in
Them: dances epically
Fugo:.......
Also fugo: BRO LEMME JOIN IN
The homies: you reposted in the wrong gang

stepped in the wrong hood

Lil foo tryna scrap not know in where they steppin nd get merked

Whatcha want cuddie? U stepped in the wrong hood dawg this aint fa u!

I was in the wrong gear

This is when you are trying to be hectic doing the Bondi Run, but realised your mate is actually the Bondi King now and you can't keep up, so after taking 2 minutes to make up and excuse with awkward silence, you use the excuse "I was in the wrong gear"

Oh that's right, I was in the wrong gear.

Wrong-Fu

Subgenre of the martial arts movie.

Kung-fu movies were extremely popular in the '70's. After their waning success, filmmakers used increasingly outrageous tactics in order to further exploit the genre including, but not limited to, adding vampires, limbless fighters, sex and gore.

I'm watching 'The Legend of the Seven Golden Vampires'. It's a wrong-fu movie in which a couple of martial arts masters fight Dracula.

100% wrong!

A classic misdirection, and the funniest joke ever made.

Vermaine: "Hey guys, I got 100% on that test..."
Everyone else: "ok"
Vermaine:"... 100% wrong!"
Everyone else: *dies of laughter*

Playing the game wrong

A person that is a hoe not knowing that everybody already knew about them

A person who try's to talk to a persons friend even thou that friend already knows how they are

A girl or guy that isn't good at being a flirt or a player

You playing the game wrong
You meant play the game!!