don't make me take off my belt

1. When a crazy old person(a grandparent, mostly grandfathers) says this they take their belts off and threaten to hit you with it. Because you did something wrong or are being a pain in the ass.

2. The cartoon Boondocks on as there is a Grand father character ti the two kids Riley and Huey. He always threatens them and others(like the pimp in one show) with this line. He then continues to whoopthem like Indiana Jones

Child: Hey grandpa...*asks a million questions*
Grandpa: Shush yo mouth!
Child: *Keeps asking questions*
Grandpa: Don't make me take off my belt!
Child: *Shuts up instantly*
Grandpa: Good...now rub my feet or I'll whoop yo ass!

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When the going gets tough they buckle like a belt

When facing adversity, some individuals rise up to meet the challenge. This antonym of a more well known phrase describes much the opposite—a person who cannot handle pressure and crumples (buckles) in the face of hardship, frequently leading to their own failure.

"I would say 'when the going get tough, the tough get going', but even though she studied for weeks, when Anna went in for the final test, she totally blew it."

"I'm not surprised, it's Anna after all. When the going gets tough, she buckles like a belt."
("When the going gets tough they buckle like a belt used" when in a sentence may include pronounces, or a name instead.)

Shaftsity Belt

Noun A belt, or similar object, that prevents a Shaft Watcher from looking at your cock.

Pronunciation- Shaft-city Belt

I made a Shaftsity Belt to prevent my ex-girlfriend from staring at my cock.

Clown's belt

a sphincter that is lacking in elasticity

"don't go there mate, my pal kicked her back door in a couple of weeks back and he reckons she's got a backnose like a clown's belt!"

"that fuckin' stinks,and it didn't even make a sound bruv, you must have a clown's belt!"

Black belt on enlargement

It's the art of enlarging your genitals with your own will. Takes years to practise and master it.

Gf: Wow your genitals weren't so big yesterday
Me: Hehehe, I have the Black Belt on Enlargement

Belt dander

1: When you have sex with your pants still on and the sex juice dries on your belt, becoming white and flaky.

2:Pubic dander that has fallen on and attached itself to a belt.

I just fucked that girl in the urinal, now I got mad belt dander bruh!

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worm's belt

Euphemism for a tight pussy, similar to a mouse's ear though one assumes not as hairy.

Last night was both a trial and a triumph as she is as tight as a worm's belt.