Crack a C

When one cracks a C, they are opening a canned soda. It refers to the "crack" sound made by the can. Pretty funny. C stands for Cola too, incase you're wondering.

Joey: Im tired, better crack a C
Kyle: OMG, this kid just cracked a C at 5:00 A.M.
Will: OMG, 5 AM C's are a bad idea.
Joey: Josh cracks C's all the time, he doesn't sleep.

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Hi-C

The most delicious beverage known.

Guy 1: I could drink 12 Hi-Cs in a row!
Guy 2: *gasp* I just did! *breathe*

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C-Block

1.To Cock Block your friend from talking to or fucking a girl.
2. Preventing someone from getting in a girls pants.

You are at a bar talking to a girl and your friend jumps between the two of you and starts talking to her.

Girls can C-Block guys too by preventing them from getting in their girlfriend pants. Usually by making them leave with them instead of you.

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Joe C.

Verb
1: To party so hard you shit your pants and not notice it until being repeatedly told so. Then proceed to discard the boxers (making a mess out of a friend's apartment in the process) and return to the party unaware of the stain that saturated your corduroy khakis.
2: Straight up poo your pants in public

"I shouldn't have had so many tacos with my keg beer I need a bathroom before I Joe C."

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dub-c

west chester, pennsylvania

i live in dub-c, pennsylvania

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C shocker

The C shocker is a very magical sex thingy... Obviously you know what "the shocker" is, two in the pink one in the stink, etc. The C shocker is 3 steps:
1) Insert thumb in anus and index,& middle finger in vagina.
2) Hook fingers
3) Vibrate like crazy with that arm, creating great sensational feeling to female.

Ahhh shit nigga I gave my bitch the C shocker and she squealed like a fucking pig.

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c and b

1. C and B stands for Cock and Balls; derived from Adam Sandler's comedy.

2. To C and B a female means to have sex with her.

My new girlfriend came over last night and I gave her the C and B pretty good.

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