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Stepping outside to take a piss off the front or back porch
damn, bills in the bathroom taking a shit and i really gotta take a leak. so i guess i'll have to use the country urinal.
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One who isn’t from the country but has hung out with real hood people and thinks they are now hood.
I don’t understand why Marissa thinks she’s a country thug
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The phenomenon of online communities, where most people think that everyone comes from one country. Or do not know about the existence of other countries due to ignorance or lack of education.
Same as default city, but at larger scale.
-Where I can find a decent gardening shop?
-I know one in Austin
Australian-Where in the world is Austin? Is it far from Melbourne?
-In default country
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You're enjoying the great outdoors, miles away from anything resembling a toilet and then it hits you, you NEED to take a massive dump.
You quickly locate a sheltered spot out of view ramblers, farmers and the like, drop your pants and leave a big hot steaming turd. It stinks, you feel much better.
I really need a turd, I'm gonna have to take a country steamer
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A ‘sport’ in which the participants torture themselves by running and nothing else. Consists of girls with no ass and thicc homosexual boys, all of which are masochists
Person 1: “dayuum those cross country runners lookin thicc af today”
Person 2: “the fuck you mean not a single one of them has an ass”
Person 1: “nah bro you gotta look at the guys’ team. I want a slice of their cake”
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"...it was a total disaster. I forgot my wallet, so i circled back to the apartment and accidentally walked in on Jorge and Slippery Pete in the town and country.
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