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Canada's History refers to the act of giving oneself an enema with Canadian Whiskey onto a woman who resembles Celine Dion.
"His Canada's History kept him up all night last night. It sounded horrific and smelt worse."
A raunchy sexual act involving Moose horns, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. This act is achieved by filling the Stanley cup with maple syrup, dipping the horns in the syrup and inserting it into as many orifices as possible. The moose horns can be attached to a live moose or dead, toques are optional as well.
Guy1: DANG BRO i gave my girl a mad Canada's History lesson last night, i bet shes still sore.
Guy2: Whats a Canada's History?
Guy1: Its like an Edmonton Poutine, but instead of gravy, maple syup.
Guy2: Sweet Bro.
As a child, Canada was molested by Stephen Colbert
Yo, I had an uncle who Canada's history ed me.
An unspeakable sex act involving Moose horns, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
"Yeah man, we were getting wild last night and I gave her Canada's History!!"
If T-bills are low, blame the social programs and unfair competition (lower overhead) of Canada. In Canada's History, Stephen Colbert would like to remind you to put your pants back on.
The act of wearing moose antlers while drinking maple syrup from the stanley cup and getting fucked in the ass.
Me and my girlfriend made canada's history last night.
A super beaver( OR a super vagina)
Canada's history? There's a such thing?!?