laughing like a hooker on a carrot truck

A common South Africa saying that describes a person who is laughing uncontrollably.

Blair told Ryan the definition of a dirty felcher and started laughing like a hooker on a carrot truck.

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girls who eat carrots

The title says it all

She is one of the girls who eat carrots

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Every stick needs a carrot

A statement demonstrating that some nouns can not subsist without a modifier. A stick simply can not exist without an essence of gum-ness or match-ness or in this case, carrot-ness, whereas a carrot can exist without an essence of stick-ness.

Bobby: I’m going to bomb my exam today.
Sue: What class is it in?
Bobby: What does it matter?
Sue: Well Bobby, every stick needs a carrot.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots?

A joke. The answer is "rabbit farts"

Remember, you're supposed to publish jokes. This is not an inside joke.

Suzy: I have a joke. What's invisible and smells like carrots?
Lulu: I don't know. What's the answer?
Suzy: Rabbit farts.
Both: Hahhahahahahah.

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I like girls who eat carrots

Joke said by Louis Tomlinson, member of One Direction.

Boys: *sitting on stairs*

Louis: “I like girls who eat carrots!”

Boys: *eyeroll cuz they know that Louis.is.gay*

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i like girls who eat carrots

girls who like dick.

liam: “what does one direction look for in a girl.”
louis: “I like girls who eat carrots.”

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Dangling from his neck carrots

When someone is so obsessed with someone that said person is a dangling carrot to them mixed with the person wanting to hang from their neck like a koala bear and be next to them at all times.

All those Beliebers are dangling from his neck carrots

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