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when a girl shaves her pubes into your mouth, then put them on your dick, then ass fuck her.
Dude, my grandma and i performed a Texas chili bone last night. it was fucking hot.
When you chili dog a gal using red freds.
Chili doggin' is of course when you drop a pile of turds (or puddle of diarrhea) between a pair of breasts then proceed to titty fuck using the feces as lubrication. Red freds are turds that are distinctly red with blood, and it is that beautiful crimson red--like from hot chilies--that makes it a Spicy Chili Dog. It should be noted that the unique texture and consistency of the red fred makes for the most pleasurable chili doggin' experience.
I though this intestinal ulcer was a horrible curse because I have been dropping red freds for the last month. But ever since I discovered the Spicy Chili Dog I hope it never heals. My bloody turds are a world class lubricant and they have made the skin on my genitals and my grandmother's breast soft and wrinkle free.
The act of three people taking a shit on the face of a sleeping/passed out person.
Hey Josh and Vince, Rob's passed out. Wana make some 3 way chili?
When you orgasm really hard and end up farting during climax.
I just wanked so hard I chili con carne'd
when a carnival worker has been masturbating all night and ejaculates bloody spooge into the carnival goer's eye socket as they aim for a prize--particularly for stuffed animals of the bear proclivity
God damn that carni just shot me with a chili con karnie, that fuck face!!!?
when one shoves a hot (chili) pepper in someone's ass then takes a shit on their chest.
"chili con carne is when you shove a hot chili pepper up someones ass and then shit on their chest."
When you make a taco salad between a woman's butt cheeks eat it with chips and tobasco and then lick the bow(e)l clean.
Sheila farted while receiving a texas chili bowl and blew lettuce and tobasco sauce in Rico's face and eyes.