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See coffee. The only strong, addictive, mind altering substance that law abiding, anti-drug religious types will gleefully imbibe with reckless abandon. Supposedly this is due to it's legal status, it's accessible nature, and the fact that modern society has not labeled it as a drug. See also hypocrisy.
"I sure am feeling tired as fuck tonight, but this project has got to be ready tomorrow".
"Time to brew up good ol' pot of christian crank and knock this one out for good".
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a place where you may not swear
Guy 1: HECK!!
Guy 2: Sorry sir, this is a Christian server, so no swearing!
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When your penis and genitals are so gigantic that one is physically incapable of prefroming the act of sexual intercourse without killing the partner or horrendously maiming them. The disease is associated with causing debilitating back problems, lightheadedness, causing fainting on sight, disillusioned feelings of supremacy, shit-stabbing, and causing fear of intercourse or loss of labido in others.
I had sex with this guy with Tom Christianitis, his dick punctured my lung.
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A person who acts like a Christian on a Sunday but does not the rest of the week.
"See that woman up there, shes a real Sunday Christian"
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christian novelli is an american youtuber who makes videos about anything and everything, mostly creative. he constantly helps his subscribers and treats them like friends, and his tweets are funny as hell. he has a band with michael berland called fox academy and is probably one of the only decent youtubers left.
"did you watch christian novelli's new video?"
"it was great!!"
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An incredibly funny guy that finds humor in everything. Can go crazy laughing at any given moment. Loved by everyone. Hilarious.
Wow, he's such a Christian Coma!
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A prankster from Dallas known for his characters and his raw videos.
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