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Another way of saying toilet paper. Instead just say butt cotton because toilet paper feels like cotton (sometimes). And the first word “butt” is touched by the butt cotton before the sheet goes in the toilet.
Mum, we need more butt cotton in the bathroom!
When your dick gets hard and you have nothing to stick it in, you got nothing you can do about it and you just have to live with it, you got a good ol fashion case of the cotton wood.
"I was driving down the road last night and got cotton wood, it sucked"
"My girl wasnt puttin'out last night, gave me a good ol case of the cotton wood"
"The worst thing about cotton wood, you cant jerk off in a straight jacket"
Your cock after a stoned girl gives you a blowjob
Damn bro, you got cotton cock!
When you ejaculate on a cotton pad and someone else applies it to their face.
I frequently cotton blast, that's why I look so young.
When a dude is frantically trying to hump you but his penis is not hard.
Sue: Well,how did the hookup with that dude you met go the other night?
Wendy: Horrible. He had cotton boner but insisted we keep trying...for an hour. Pointless!
“Cotton candy sky” is a term used when the sky is both a light blueish color and a pinkish color.
Mostly used when the clouds are pink and sky is blue.
“It’s a cotton candy sky!”