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Forced to find money buried in the couch to purchase a cup of coffee or cigarettes. A typical characteristic among artists, ski-bums and Phish-heads.
After spending all night at the bar, she woke up to realize that she was now couch-poor.
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When you have a woman kneel over a couch/sofa, then proceed to insert a burrito inside her vagina.
"Hey Gurl, wanna preform Couch Mexican tonight after The Wire?"
"Dude, me and Jennifer preformed so much Couch Mexican last night."
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Someone or a group of people who have little to no understanding of the concepts behind the functionality of Crossfit and thus feels the need to bash it due to ignorance.
Guy 1: Wow crossfit sucks, I don't see how you can call it a workout without spending hours on end at a gym (globo gym).
Guy 2: Dude, you're being acting like "The Almighty Couch". Do your research and check it out for yourself.
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A couch that has the ability to cause a women to act whorish when sat on. -A most valuable piece of furniture-
Ryan's whore couch has the ability to defile the most chaste of women.
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the beef of the couch. Also known as the cushions or pillows.
That couch has less couch beef than your mom has yoachers.
I can't stand a couch without tons of couch beef.
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Nobody really knows what it means, but it's not good. Insult perfection that completely bewilders the senses.
Me: "Marjorie Taylor Greene is an absolute ham couch."
MTG Supporter: "Well, you are... pshhh... you..."
MTG Supporters wife: "Honey, why don't say something?"
MTG Supporter: "I would, but what's a ham couch. Look it up on Urban Dictionary. Quick!"
Supporters wife: "Whatever it means, it isn't good..."
MTG Supporter to me: "Yeah... Yeah? Well, you're stupid!"
Me: "Whatever, ham couch."
Police: "What's the problem here?"
MTG Supporter: "He called me a ham couch!"
Police: "What does that even mean?"
MTG Supporter: "Well, hell, I don't know, but it's not good!"
Police to me: "You, knock it off."
Police to MTG Supporter: "And you, stop being such a ham couch."
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a girl that's just your thot, she stays inside the house and does house stuff only.
I love my couch pussy. So much better than those, "going out with my girls" thots. Can't trust 'em.
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